I would start scratching myself as if I had developed some infection over night.
Then I would wave my new penis around the air at my wife and ask her if she wanted to ‘have a go at it’.
I would smell the shirt I wore yesterday to see if it is still wearable… I will wear it anyway.
Then I will proceed to work.
When I get home, dinner will be ready for me and my beer will be chilling.
Then I will sit on the couch with my hand down my pants waiting for my wife to walk by so I could slap her on the ass. SOMEONE has to initiate the foreplay around here…