Chris- What is that?
Me- It’s doggie-ice cream.
Chris- Doggie ice cream… It looks like vanilla.
Me- Kinda. Doesn’t seem to come in other flavors.
Chris- What flavor ice cream would a dog like? Rabbit? Steak?
Me- He seems to like the taste of his own butt.
Chris- (chuckles) It’s Ass-Cream…